69shadesofdan: 69shadesofdan: OMFG I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT CLOCKS GOING FORWARD AND I WAS JUST CHECKING TIME AND IT WAS 2.59 AND IT TURNED 4 AM AND I THOUGHT I TRAVELED IN TIME AND SKIPPED AN HOUR AFTER FREAKING OUT FOR 10 MINUTES I TRIED TO CONCENTRATE AND TRAVEL IN TIME ONCE AGAIN UNTIL I REALIZED WHAT’S REALLY GOING ON AND NOW IM CRYING do u ever regret making a post at 4 am
tbhwut: “k”, “ok”, and “okay” are 3 very different things
manriah: nuclear-lemons: gun-crazy-scholar: dirkology: karkats-fabulous-choice-ass: dirkology: is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ANDN I FOUNF AGAIN. WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK He tossed glitter all over a guy who was against same sex...
reichenbackdatassup: I dropped a tater tot down my shirt and laughed for five minutes because I looked down my bra and whispered “….. titty tots”
codawful: do you ever just feel your eyebrows
castiel-is-a-bluebird: roughhewnends: fruitytootybasedsmoothy: I want only two things in life, people to find me adorable and people to find me terrifying.
one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person
vvorldwideweb: im at the dentist n katy perry started playing and i just heard one of the dentists go “samantha i cant clean your teeth if youre dancing”
that-spook-from-london: foodtrucker: the invention of the shovel was ground breaking but the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation.
bruised-bliss: BOLD WHAT YOU’VE BEEN CALLED. ugly stupid not good enough a waste of space anorexic fat a whore/hoe/slut loser bitch useless freak emo retard unwanted gay fag too tall too short nerd you’d be better dead they call me girl they call me stacey they call me her they call me jane that’s not my name that’s not my...
livinglovinoloca: this one time in fifth grade i was chillin with these really cool “thug” kids during lunch and i tried to impress them so i said “fuck” in one of my sentences and they all gasped and the leader was like “im telling” and he actually left to go tell and i was so distressed and the rest of them just shook their heads and one was like “swearin’s not cool man”
me on every birthday: maybe today is the day when i find out i'm actually some sort of mythological creature.
usb-dongle: it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life
circumcising: what if we’re all just particles on a grilled cheese sandwich
minestuck: cute people talking (◡‿◡✿) cute people singing ｡◕‿◕｡ cute people mumbling （-＾〇＾-） cute people moaning in pleasure as you ram them hard (◕‿◕✿)
i hope one day you find someone who makes flowers grow in even the saddest parts of you
justensbiebers: talksoflove: PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY WAITING FOR DRAKE TO KICK HIS ASS OMG don’t belieb
imperfectwriting: smalldoll: If you are a vegetarian I totally support you and will make you non-meaty foods If you are a vegetarian that doesn’t let me eat meat in front of you I will organize a hotdog eating contest in front of your house I am a vegetarian, and I support this message.
theannieplanet: so i naturally have these bags under my eyes, right, no matter what i do they dont go away anyway so i found out if i stretch my face and tip it up and to the side they go away so im just gonna walk around like this forever “HEY GUYS”
drarna: “all the music today sucks. i only listen to older music, because it was real music back then”
loliconprince: itsrayray1223: loliconprince: if you genuinely have a crush on me and you dont tell me ur making a mistake because if you have a crush on me ill probably develop a crush on u in 0.2 seconds Haha this is such a lesbian thing im a 15 year old boy
So this girl gave attitude to my teacher today
Girl: *Rolls eyes*
Teacher: Yeah keep rolling your eyes, you might find a brain back there.