castiel-is-a-bluebird:

roughhewnends:

fruitytootybasedsmoothy:

I want only two things in life, people to find me adorable and people to find me terrifying.

one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person

vvorldwideweb:

im at the dentist n katy perry started playing and i just heard one of the dentists go “samantha i cant clean your teeth if youre dancing”

that-spook-from-london:

foodtrucker:

the invention of the shovel was ground breaking

but the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation.

bruised-bliss:

BOLD WHAT YOU’VE BEEN CALLED.

• ugly
• stupid
• not good enough
• a waste of space
• anorexic
• fat
• a whore/hoe/slut
• loser
• bitch
• useless
• freak
• emo
• retard
• unwanted
• gay
• fag
• too tall
• too short
• nerd
• you’d be better dead
• they call me girl
• they call me stacey
• they call me her
• they call me jane
• that’s not my name
• that’s not my name

livinglovinoloca:

this one time in fifth grade i was chillin with these really cool “thug” kids  during lunch and i tried to impress them so i said “fuck” in one of my sentences and they all gasped and the leader was like “im telling” and he actually left to go tell and i was so distressed and the rest of them just shook their heads and one was like “swearin’s not cool man”