So my parents’ terrace has a little hole in it, for drainage.
My dog thinks it’s a window, though.
She stays like this for hours.
time for some hot shower sex minus the sex
“how to get annoyed at absolutely nothing” a book written by me
- fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
- real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me*
guys i feel as ignored as
- a white crayon
- the first piece of bread
- internet explorer
- the terms of agreement
- 18+ warning
- Kevin Jonas
- the fourth girl in spring breakers
