Shot me out of the sky, you're my kryptonite.

69shadesofdan: 69shadesofdan: OMFG I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT CLOCKS GOING FORWARD AND I WAS JUST...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:57:53 -0400

69shadesofdan:

OMFG I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT CLOCKS GOING FORWARD AND I WAS JUST CHECKING TIME AND IT WAS 2.59 AND IT TURNED 4 AM AND I THOUGHT I TRAVELED IN TIME AND SKIPPED AN HOUR AFTER FREAKING OUT FOR 10 MINUTES I TRIED TO CONCENTRATE AND TRAVEL IN TIME ONCE AGAIN UNTIL I REALIZED WHAT’S REALLY GOING ON AND NOW IM CRYING

do u ever regret making a post at 4 am

tbhwut: “k”, “ok”, and “okay” are 3 very different things

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:57:02 -0400

tbhwut:

“k”, “ok”, and “okay” are 3 very different things

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Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:56:55 -0400

jallensays: nightingaleinasilvercage: fucked-up-kid: k-ngforad...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:56:32 -0400

jallensays:

nightingaleinasilvercage:

fucked-up-kid:

k-ngforaday:

m0shpotato:

that-magic-feeling:

neilandteacup:

Instant and forever reblog.

Bless this post.

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

HE IS MY FAVORITE

Bless

DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU

One does not simply not reblog Neil Patrick Harris.

one does not simply not love Neil Patrick Harris and his amazingness.

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Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:55:38 -0400

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Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:55:25 -0400

intergaylactic: freakbast: so today, my friend Tyler went to...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:54:41 -0400

intergaylactic:

freakbast:

so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.

so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.

it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.

without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.

he spent $34

hes the guy we learn about in math

I have books. You don’t read. You don’t understand. You don’t...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:54:19 -0400

I have books.

You don’t read. You don’t understand. You don’t know what it’s like to live in different worlds. To travel on great adventures through the galaxy with people you know better than your own family. To live with them. Have you ever loved anything? Do you have any idea?

These are my friends, Axl. My best friends in the world.

Remake of (x)

manriah: nuclear-lemons: gun-crazy-scholar: dirkology: karkats-fabulous-choice-ass: dirkology: ...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:52:42 -0400

manriah:

nuclear-lemons:

gun-crazy-scholar:

dirkology:

karkats-fabulous-choice-ass:

dirkology:

is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ANDN I FOUNF AGAIN.

WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK

He tossed glitter all over a guy who was against same sex marriage on live TV once.

gay marriage and ponies

he’s the hero we deserve

Vermin Supreme, you have my vote.

reichenbackdatassup: I dropped a tater tot down my shirt and laughed for five minutes because I...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:51:48 -0400

reichenbackdatassup:

I dropped a tater tot down my shirt and laughed for five minutes because I looked down my bra and whispered “….. titty tots”

zioa: unexotic: macaronises: ugly-diamonds: ab-sol-ute: fair...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:51:39 -0400

zioa:

unexotic:

macaronises:

ugly-diamonds:

ab-sol-ute:

fair-haven:

o—ceans:

dantia:

v-o-g-u-e-i-s-a-r-t:

meliseeeex:

Holy shit he’s beautiful.

Johnny

so sexy

fuuuuuckkkkkk

hes gawgeous

unf

he is so perfect

omfg

JOHNNY DEPPPPPPPPP WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY